Here’s another one – it’s the comment about sandwich fillings that cracks me up:

Why are you hell bent on destroying our marriage?  Why? I am focusing on doing it better and being better and you are thinking of the next bad episode.  Why? You are a moody, bad tempered, brooding, ill mannered person and yet I am still offering you my love and support.  Every time I have spoken to you today, you have ben ill tempered and moody.  I was scared to come home at lunchtime because I could feel the tension on the phone but I came anyway and guess what – you got moody with me, despite my consideration in buying different sandwich fillings. Now, about my driving.  I have asked, pleaded and begged you over the last two years to stop talking about it but you cannot because you are hell bent on causing argument and destruction.  STOP talking about it, STOP confronting me about it and STOP telling me how to park.  I DON’T NEED IT. Thanks for ruining things again. I will celebrate my birthday on my own – I don’t want that ruining too. Can I just explain at this point that the man had a conviction for drink driving, two convictions for dangerous driving and numerous penalties on his licence. I hated getting the car with him but he insisted on driving everywhere. I used to close my eyes and pray!!